One Poor Correspondent

Yep, that's me. I haven't written a blog post here in some time.

I have been doing a reenactment of the reenactment of Driving Miss Daisy from Be Kind, Rewind all week. She hasn't told me that I am her best friend yet. I am not holding my breath.

Plastic Recycling

I sometimes get annoyed when people refer to the act of placing a bunch of empty containers on the curb or in a bin as recycling. Think about it. Plastic recycling is much more complicated than that. It might shock some people to know that their municipalities are not recycling some materials at all. There are situations where recyclable material is simply being stockpiled while the government people try to figure out a cost effective way to recycle it.

Scrap HDPE is a secondary commodity that has a positive value when it is sorted and compressed into big cubes.

I am trying to reduce my plastic consumption, but I also try to recycle the HDPE that I do end up purchasing.

George Bush Speaks Our About Tibet

George Bush Speaks Our About Tibet, that would be an interesting headline. He has made a few speeches about religious freedom in the past and that is one of the core issues in Tibet.

When pressed about boycotting the upcoming Olympic Games in China in response to the situation in Tibet, a White House spokeswoman had this to say...

Certainly the President wants to make sure that our athletes have a really good experience, and I think that most heads of state around the world believe that, too. It is a chance for that country to put its best face forward, and it's also a chance for other countries to learn more about the country.

George Bush hasn't said much of anything himself.

China kinda owns the USA. That makes this situation quite awkward indeed. The strategy right now seems to be to tell Western journalists that both Bush and Rice are urging the Chinese to exercise restraint.

If you look at the White House statement, you will realize that Bush and his peeps understand the Google. The words China, Olympics, Tibet and probably a few other good search words are conspicuously absent from the statement.

RapArtists.com

First Beat Media Properties has a shiny new site that serves as a resource for people with top rap artists. RapArtists.com has a top ten list of rap artists, a forum and a new releases section.

I was intrigued by a forum posting by someone who was wondering if rap would resonate in the Oval Office if Barrack Obama becomes President. I don't think it will. I have seen Obama dancing on The Ellen Show and I think he is more of an R&B fan.

Obama on YouTube

The most important way to compare Obama and Clinton is delegate count. The person who does not win the nomination may well end as a minor footnote in history.

If YouTube is important in the scheme of things, Obama is completely overshadowing Clinton. This speech is bigger than YouTube. This speech might be bigger than the Democratic Primary.

Blog Contests Rock!!!

One sure way to get people to visit your blog is to hold a contest. You have to give away something with either monetary or intrinsic value. You have to have clearly written rules. You have to have a deadline.

I'm not having a contest right now, but keep checking back because I could someday be giving away a new car.

POS...Show Me The Money!!!

I have looked into the software and hardware components of Point Of Sale systems before without ever thinking about the most important part, the cash drawer. Barcodes Inc sells all the best brands of cash boxes and they can also help you choose the best model for your business. Cash boxes are typically triggered by your printer and that means you have to ensure compatibility. Many brands are compatible with a broad range of printers. Sometimes I see clerks doing these awkward moves to reach under the cash box to open it. I assume that there is some problem with the normal operation of their systems. Either that or the company is committing tax fraud.

Overpopulation

I was thinking that it might be an interesting exercise to create a website that consists of nothing but baby tickers widgets. The number would increase by one widget every time the estimated human population increases. I have decided not to actually make this website. I am lazy.

When I looked around for information about overpopulation, I was surprised to find that it is a very contentious issue. It seems to make sense to me that the Earth would be better off with fewer humans consuming resources and creating pollution. It seems to make sense that people would be better off if there were fewer of us. According to a lot of people, overpopulation is not something that we should be alarmed about.

Buy-to-Let

With the Mortgage situation being less than ideal for the average homeowner, the Buy-to-Let situation is quite dynamic. It's kind of a catch 22. With demand for rental accommodations increasing as home ownership becomes less desirable, the opportunity for generating revenue using the Buy-to-Let model is tempting for many people. I personally would only recommend this strategy if your main expertise and enterprise can be put to use with regard to maintaining or adding value to the rental property. The rates and the real estate market make it so you can't be guaranteed a profit if you have to hire another business to maintain your rental property.

If you are considering a Buy-to-Let scheme with regard to a property in a resort area, you are entering the realm of high risk investment. Financing the purchase of a property that will be used for short lets can pay off if you have a high occupancy rate and you are able to charge high rental fees. Setting the right rental fee is both an art and a science. You should do a lot of market research. Pricing yourself out of the market is suicide. Going down market can mean playing host to rowdy school kids who consider a damage deposit some kind of challenge.

"Tell 'em to keep their dirty money in the state of Texas."

"Tell 'em to keep their dirty money in the state of Texas."

That's what Senator John McCain had to say when a couple of Texas Billionaires ponied up to pay for some attack ads in 2000. Bush's buddy Rove was able to effectively turn McCain's heroic military record into a liability using third party propaganda.

After $20,000 went to McCain's PAC from these same Texans, he had this to say...

"I didn't like what happened, but I've moved on, I've put all that behind me."

Livers From China

I read a great article about Wikipedia yesterday and it got me interested in the editing process of the hugely popular site. Today I clicked on the recent changes link and discovered a shocking article about Falun Gong and live organ harvesting. The disturbing testimony of a few individuals is flatly dismissed as fantasy by the Chinese government. A couple of respected and qualified Westerners published an investigative report that lent some credibility to the rumor. In an interesting twist, another Western journalist wrote a piece that refuted the work of David Kilgour and David Matas. It was later pointed out that the key information source for the rebuttal was an organization that is associated with the Chinese government.

The Story of My Last Collision

I don't think I have rambled on about my car accident on this particular space yet. They say you should write about what you know and anyone who has had an auto collision can tell you that the details stick with you (when you are a sober driver at least) and that you have an urge to recount them dozens of times.

There was a confusing bit of traffic ahead of me...

An oncoming car was veering out into my lane to go around the front of a truck that was trying to nose into the street from a parking lot. I pulled over as far as I could and came to a dead stop. After the car had gone by, the old guy driving the truck started making a surprisingly wide turn towards me. He had the sun shining in his eyes and he couldn't see me at all.

I have practiced honking my horn quite a bit since then, but at the time my reflexes were insufficient. He drove his bumper into my driver's side headlamp. I have Cheap Car Insurance and I didn't want a claim to result in an increase. Besides, I drive an old Skoda and I expected the replacement parts to be cheap. As it turned out, a headlamp costs almost exactly as much as the deductible. I developed a conspiracy theory about that. I was able to save some money by doing the 'body work' myself. I used the heel of my workboot.

The Good Old Days

Here is a very old clip of Stevie Wonder kickin' out the jams in front of the stoop on Sesame Street.

This kind of entertainment doesn't happen anymore. There is a kind of age segregation when it comes to entertainment these days. The music industry markets one roster of mediocre talent to the children and another to the adults. It sucks.

Bad Credit, Bad!!!

The issue of personal debt is a big deal these days. In the USA, the government is cutting checks as a way of stimulating the economy. BadCreditOffers.com is a comparison website of credit cards - bad credit loans and other such stuff. I am not an economist. Actually, I quit going to my economics class after I had earned more that 50% of the available marks part way through the term. I went to write the last test that covered all the stuff that I hadn't read up on or been lectured about. I think I received a mark of 15% on that test. Anyway, getting a credit card with the best possible terms in the face of your bad credit may or may not stimulate the economy, but it will help you personally.

Thoughts

I linked this image to the blog in which it was discovered. This blog mostly has posts about little illustrated thoughts that are stuck in public places.

Creating little works of art on paper and sticking them on things is much less antisocial than painted graffiti. I think it allows the artist to treat the work as something temporary and whimsical.

A Crappy Book About The Next American Revolution

This book is being promoted as the redneck blueprint for a modern day American Revolution. The header for the official website
for On A Hill They Call Capital
evokes the old 'Don't Tread on Me' motto with a flash animation of a snake. The book reads like online NASCAR FanFic without the sex. I think the author is more interested in making a quick buck than revolution. America is a democracy and people have the power to effect change without resorting to armed insurrection.

Don't but this book. Read the excerpt, laugh, and then register to vote.

Selling Dog Food

I don't know if any real dog food companies want Britney Spears to endorse their product. I haven't checked to see if her fragrance deal has come to an end yet. They might have enough photos and audio in the can from her better days to launch another smell or two.

I don't know if Pepsi has formally erased her from their roster of celebrity endorsements either. I heard rumors that she likes coke.

Debt Management

I am up in the dark writing about Debt Management because I couldn't sleep because I was worried about debt. AbacusFinance.co.uk has a debt management service that is geared towards people facing bankruptcy. There, I said the B word... BANKRUPTCY.

I was recently on a vacation and I walked across the pedestrian bridge in Florence where the concept of bankruptcy came into being. The area was an open market and the vendors had to pay a fee to operate. When they failed to keep up with the payments, the police would come and actually break their tables. If you know any Italian or Latin you can see how the word came into existence. That was a pretty final end to your operation. Recovering from, or better yet, avoiding bankruptcy is much more civilized these days.

When I started to look into Abacus, I was pessimistically expecting to see some bad credit loan site, but I was pleasantly surprised to find a real financial consultant that offers a range of solutions for the full spectrum of financial difficulties. Well, if you have a problem with having too much money, they can't help you. If anyone wants to give me money, you know where to find me. :)

Will Farrell Fatigue ?

This is kinda funny. It is, however the same kind of funny that we have seen from Will for years. I think he should try the Jim Carey trick of doing dark independent films in between cash cow crowd pleasers. It may already be too late for him though. People are fickle.

Blogging as Typing Practice

Right now, my index fingers are getting used to those little nubs on the F and J keys of my keyboard. I had a relationship with Mavis Beacon a few years ago, but it didn't work out.

I can remember where almost all of the keys are. I was recently at a hostel where the free access computer had well polished and anonymous keys. I managed to get a few emails written without too much trouble.

Tiny Videos

I am going to be trying out different ways of embedding videos for this blog. This one might be a little small. I picked the video because I like the colors. I also like blues mandolin.

I have a top secret project in the works that involves a page with a bunch of small youtube embeds and I am trying to figure out the best size.

Happy Anniversary, Shaved Britney Head

This non-video YouTube cry for attention was made about 363 days ago and only received about 1,000 views. I get my own head shaved every four or five weeks. I don't do it for the attention. I am balding and it is just the best choice of hairstyle for me.



Am I making the right choice. The pictures are Canadian Rocker, Kim Mitchell. He's not my idol, he is just an example.

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Like A Hurricane...

When I get REALLY bored, I sometimes click the random article link on Wikipedia. Usually that just makes it worse, but today I found an interesting entry about a WWII fighter plane. The Hurricane was instrumental in the victory known as the Battle Of Britain. If Britain had lost, I think the World would be a very different place today.

Britain and America are presently allies, as the were through most of WWII. The two countries experienced that War to End All Wars in a much different way. With the notable exception of Pearl Harbor, there were no major attacks on American soil during WWII. Britain endured a lot of death from above and the seas were pretty menacing as well.

Band Names as False Advertising

Bare Naked Ladies are not Bare Naked Ladies. Of Montreal is not Of Montreal. The Thompson Twins are not twins.

Musical groups seem to think that giving themselves a misleading name is very clever. I remember a very old story about a duo that spent a short time calling themselves FREE BEER. They were correct in assuming that having that on the marquee would draw a crowd. Unfortunately, they quickly became a disappointed and unruly crowd.

Who the Hell Eats Pez Anyway?

Seriously, all the PEZ that is on the market today was manufactured in 1922. The manufacturers of a new fangled thing called the zipper were suffering from consumers that were very slow to adopt new technology, so they moved on to another idea, PEZ. When people finally got the hang of the zipper, all further advancement and promotion of PEZ stopped. They didn't bother going around to all the funky retailers that had PEZ displays to retrieve the ill-fated non-fad. It is truly surprising that an occasional is still made.

Sometimes When We Touch...

The fact is, having the unflagging support of Chuck Norris is NOT enough to win. This Republican candidate should have realized this going in. The worst Chuck Norris joke in the history of the Universe was made by an Army officer in Iraq last year, or was it the year before...

Yep, it was 2006 and the following words were on the last slide of an 'intelligence' briefing...

''Since Chuck Norris is here, everyone can go home tomorrow!''

That was not a fact.

Here is a Chuck Norris fact: When it gets cold, Chuck Norris' scrotum contracts in order to draw his testicles closer to his body core. Sometimes it just happens for no particular reason.

I could be wrong.

The Early Bird in the Bush Puts all Its Eggs in One Basket

This post is about HOPE.

This post is about CHANGE.

This post is about FREEDOM.

This post is about FIVE SENTENCES LONG.

I could be wrong.

Crazy People That I Have Met: Swimmers in Ireland in January

Just down the road from the posh village that Bono calls home is a spot where crazy old people go swimming in the sea year round. Shocking your system by swimming in the cold ocean is supposed to boost your health. I was on a bus tour and we stopped at this spot. We had been promised nudity and we were disappointed. Given the fact that it was about 5 degrees, the ladies would have been disappointed even if there had been nudity.

I could be wrong.

The Information Age Pwns Bookworms

Books are comprised of several sheets of paper bound together with either a hard or a soft cover. Bugs like to eat paper. Given enough time, bugs will eat a book until it is no longer a book. You might have a few insects living inside of your laptop or PC. They may have been attracted by the cookie crumb that you carelessly let fall between the H key and the J key, or they may like the warmth. They can't eat your data.

I could be wrong.

Bush To Shoot Down Spy Satellite

It's a big story. This might be the legacy that GWB has been searching for. George Bush is going to shoot down a satellite. It's kinda like a cross between the final scene in Ole Yeller and the final scene in Doctor Strangelove.

I could be wrong.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Today's special Google logo reminded me of an old skit from Kids in the Hall...



I hope that I am still that much in love after 45 years. Without the assistance of booze. Thank you Google for reminding me that it is Valentine's Day. I love you Google. There, I said it. I LOVE YOU.

Hollywood Writers Return to 'Work'

I don't watch TV, so I haven't really been affected much by the much talked about writer's strike in Hollywood. I am not going to notice much of a difference now that they are back at it either.

I should qualify my claim to not watching television. If I go into a public place that has a TV, I don't look away. Actually, I find it hard to look away. I watched most of an episode of Seventh Heaven last weekend at a kebab restaurant. It was fascinatingly bad, or good, or bland...actually, I don't know what to call it. Banal would be the best word, I guess.

Please ignore the URL

If you came her looking for news about Ciara, you will have to be content with really, really old news. This blog is now officially a semi-anonymous rambling blog about stuff. The site that is most famous for the word morfadike will hopefully become something else in a natural and organic way. If you are a Ciara fan and you want to complain about the fact that this blog is not about Ciara anymore please feel free to harass me in the comment section.


My question for today involves the Presidential race between Oprah's favorite candidate and Chuck Norris' guy. Who is your favorite?