The fact is, having the unflagging support of Chuck Norris is NOT enough to win. This Republican candidate should have realized this going in. The worst Chuck Norris joke in the history of the Universe was made by an Army officer in Iraq last year, or was it the year before...
Yep, it was 2006 and the following words were on the last slide of an 'intelligence' briefing...
''Since Chuck Norris is here, everyone can go home tomorrow!''
That was not a fact.
Here is a Chuck Norris fact: When it gets cold, Chuck Norris' scrotum contracts in order to draw his testicles closer to his body core. Sometimes it just happens for no particular reason.
I could be wrong.
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