Who the Hell Eats Pez Anyway?

Seriously, all the PEZ that is on the market today was manufactured in 1922. The manufacturers of a new fangled thing called the zipper were suffering from consumers that were very slow to adopt new technology, so they moved on to another idea, PEZ. When people finally got the hang of the zipper, all further advancement and promotion of PEZ stopped. They didn't bother going around to all the funky retailers that had PEZ displays to retrieve the ill-fated non-fad. It is truly surprising that an occasional is still made.

Sometimes When We Touch...

The fact is, having the unflagging support of Chuck Norris is NOT enough to win. This Republican candidate should have realized this going in. The worst Chuck Norris joke in the history of the Universe was made by an Army officer in Iraq last year, or was it the year before...

Yep, it was 2006 and the following words were on the last slide of an 'intelligence' briefing...

''Since Chuck Norris is here, everyone can go home tomorrow!''

That was not a fact.

Here is a Chuck Norris fact: When it gets cold, Chuck Norris' scrotum contracts in order to draw his testicles closer to his body core. Sometimes it just happens for no particular reason.

I could be wrong.

The Early Bird in the Bush Puts all Its Eggs in One Basket

This post is about HOPE.

This post is about CHANGE.

This post is about FREEDOM.

This post is about FIVE SENTENCES LONG.

I could be wrong.

Crazy People That I Have Met: Swimmers in Ireland in January

Just down the road from the posh village that Bono calls home is a spot where crazy old people go swimming in the sea year round. Shocking your system by swimming in the cold ocean is supposed to boost your health. I was on a bus tour and we stopped at this spot. We had been promised nudity and we were disappointed. Given the fact that it was about 5 degrees, the ladies would have been disappointed even if there had been nudity.

I could be wrong.

The Information Age Pwns Bookworms

Books are comprised of several sheets of paper bound together with either a hard or a soft cover. Bugs like to eat paper. Given enough time, bugs will eat a book until it is no longer a book. You might have a few insects living inside of your laptop or PC. They may have been attracted by the cookie crumb that you carelessly let fall between the H key and the J key, or they may like the warmth. They can't eat your data.

I could be wrong.

Bush To Shoot Down Spy Satellite

It's a big story. This might be the legacy that GWB has been searching for. George Bush is going to shoot down a satellite. It's kinda like a cross between the final scene in Ole Yeller and the final scene in Doctor Strangelove.

I could be wrong.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Today's special Google logo reminded me of an old skit from Kids in the Hall...



I hope that I am still that much in love after 45 years. Without the assistance of booze. Thank you Google for reminding me that it is Valentine's Day. I love you Google. There, I said it. I LOVE YOU.

Hollywood Writers Return to 'Work'

I don't watch TV, so I haven't really been affected much by the much talked about writer's strike in Hollywood. I am not going to notice much of a difference now that they are back at it either.

I should qualify my claim to not watching television. If I go into a public place that has a TV, I don't look away. Actually, I find it hard to look away. I watched most of an episode of Seventh Heaven last weekend at a kebab restaurant. It was fascinatingly bad, or good, or bland...actually, I don't know what to call it. Banal would be the best word, I guess.

Please ignore the URL

If you came her looking for news about Ciara, you will have to be content with really, really old news. This blog is now officially a semi-anonymous rambling blog about stuff. The site that is most famous for the word morfadike will hopefully become something else in a natural and organic way. If you are a Ciara fan and you want to complain about the fact that this blog is not about Ciara anymore please feel free to harass me in the comment section.


My question for today involves the Presidential race between Oprah's favorite candidate and Chuck Norris' guy. Who is your favorite?

Ciara's Album Available Tomorrow

Evolution, Ciara's latest album is to be released tomorrow. It has tracks produced by the likes of azze Pha, Rodney Jerkins, Pharrell, will.i.am, and Sean Garrett.

Ciara Video Goes Viral on MySpace

This is everywhere, now it's here.

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Ciara in Africa

This is a month old, but cool nonetheless.

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Trailer For Ciara Movie

Here it is. You know how they can take a really bad movie and piece together a pretty good looking trailer. They couldn't do that with this movie. Ciara should have held off and gotten a bit part in an actual theatrical release. Beyonce comes to mind as an example for her to follow.

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The People that Post in Fan Forums Don't Understand Me

I was checking the stats on the blog and saw that it had been linked to from this forum. Turns out they thought that one of my rants about the breakup made no sense.

Ciara And Bow Wow Relationship: Private from Beginning to End

The fact that Ciara and Bow Wow had a relationship was just about all the public got to hear. When it came to an abrupt end, that's all we got to hear. Just to make it interesting, the words 'not amicable' were thrown into the mix but anyone who has had a long term relationship end knows that 'amicable' doesn't really mean anything.

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Ciara and Bow Wow Break Up

Avid fans of either of these two stars have heard the rumor for a week or more. Someone left a comment on this blog saying they broke up on March 24. I was waiting until it was official to post something.

Ciara's rep confirmed that they have made an 'amicable' split. I have always wondered if they were just friends and that the 'relationship' was just for show. I don't think there is any way to know for sure.

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Ciara Will Perform At The St. Lucia Jazz Festival

Ciara is going to take part in this popular music festival with the likes of Seal and the Reverand Al Green.

This kind of festival is designed to draw a crowd to this small island. If it sounds interesting to you check with a travel agency, there are package deals designed to coincide with these kind of events.

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Ciara on Vacation on St. Barts with Bow Wow and his Mom

The real story that this picture tells centers around how much Ciara looks like Lil's Mom. That is just my opinion, but they have a similar frame, headsize..um ball cap etc...

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Ciara's Movie Will Be Broadcast Soon

'All You've Got' is an MTV picture. It will not be in theatres; it's going to be available on DVD shortly after it premieres on MTV.

This is Ciara's first try at acting, I plan to go to the IMDB forums later to see what people think of the movie.

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Lose Control Video feat Ciara Wins A Grammy

Ciara didn't win Best New Artist, but she did get some credit with the Grammy that the 'Lose Control' video won.

And she also got good comments about the dresses that she wore on the green carpet and on the stage.

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